Episode 5.5 - Elimination

As we saw yesterday Nervous Subject has the worst inner beauty. He was rewarded with this and granted immunity. Our campers were troopers yesterday as an unknown enchantress came into the camp and cast an ugly enchantment on all of them. Most went about their business in their normal way showing they really didn't have ugliness inside them. A couple though, they did things that got their time extended and showed their ugly side. In the end, Nervous was our winner.


With everyone but Nervous back to normal, it was time to get the voting under way. Keeping in order we start off with Don. Usually we do our voting in the confessional but someone called human and health services, so until it is clean we can no longer use it.

Kris: So Don, sorry to interrupt your dinner, but who do you think should be going home this week?
Don: *mouth full* Well Kris, I'm gonna go with Bella. She stayed by herself the whole day yesterday pouting at the grub game. I think that is very poor sportsmanship and think she deserves to go home.
Kris: Thank you Don, I will note that down.

 Next to vote is none other than Bella. Will she vote for Don? We find her at the grub game, imagine that!

Kris: Hi Bella, how is your game going?
Bella: Oh great Kris, I've won like 10 in a row!
Kris: Who are you playing against?
Bella: Myself.
Kris: Oh, okay. So have you figured out who you are voting for?
Bella: Well, yes I feel Morty should go home.
Kris: Any reason why?
Bella: Because he's a slut! He is suppose to be mine, but he did it with that fairy! I am just too sickened to even talk about it.
Kris: I'm sorry Bella, maybe if you didn't segregate yourself over here the whole time playing a game by yourself....
Bella: No! It is destiny Kris, Des..tin...yyyyyy!
Kris: Okay, moving on now.

 With Bella's vote cast that gets us over to Kimi.

We stopped her before she could evade us.

Kris: How are you Kimi?
Kimi: I have to pee!
Kris: Oh well that is nice, this will only take a minute. Just need to get your vote down.
Kimi: Rachel, I choose Rachel!
Kris: Is there a reason why?
Kimi: First name that popped into my head, can I pee now!
Kris: I guess, if you really think that is more important.

 Red is next, we find her just getting ready to go to bed. See why we have the confessional folks! It saves us from having to search everyone out.

Kris: Red, before you head to bed, could we have your vote please.
Red: I'm going with Jenn, and if you ask me why, it is because she slept with Morty. Morty is Bella's we all know that.
Kris: Well no, not really. He is a free man.
Red: No! The love story must live on!
Kris: Thank you Red.

We find Jenn in her fairy house and ask her to come out.

Jenn: I was sleeping!
Kris: Oh I am so sorry, there really is no way to tell.
Jenn: Cause the big Zzzzz coming out of the hose doesn't give it away?
Kris: Hey, for all I know you could be trying to say zebra or zit, zucchini. How am I suppose to know that.
Jenn: Anyways, you want my vote right? I vote for Red.
Kris: Any reason why?
Jenn: Yes, because she needs to quit living in a fairytale world and stay out of peoples business!
Kris: Well someone wakes up on the cranky side of the bed. Thank you Jenn, your vote is noted.

 Lisa is next to cast her vote.

Kris: Hi Lisa how are you today?
Lisa: I am good! Just heading off to the kitchen to get something to eat.
Kris: I won't keep you long. I was wondering who you are voting off this week?
Lisa: Well, I'm going with Nikki. She lost this one by just a hair, and really after 12 bad things she really should of been nastier. It took Nervous just one thing to over do her.
Kris: Okay well than..... What the hell!!!

Stop the cameras! Stop the cameras! I think she is dying! Oh dammit! I don't know what to do!

It seems Lori hasn't drank any plasma juice in awhile! I know I saw her eating, why did she not drink her plasma juice!

 This is horrible you guys! No one saw this coming and no one should have to suffer this way! Oh my goodness, I don't know what to do.

The cameras cannot be shut off. This is horrible, if you have small children in the house, please do not let them watch this!

 She's... she's gone. I can't believe this. No one was suppose to die on this show. No one!

The producer says we have to keep going. It is a sad and tragic event, but he thinks it makes for good tv. What a dick! This should not be being aired! Everyone is distraught! No one can function! 

On camera, Grim comes to collect Lori. Please Grim don't take her!

 The pleading doesn't work, and he takes her anyways. More campers come out to witness this horrific event.

 She almost seems happy to go.

 It's just... it just not right!

In light of recent events, there will be no elimination. Nervous' immunity will carry on over to next week and the challenge that awaits.

 And so it is with a heavy heart that we end this episode this week. Goodbye Lori, may you rest in peace.