Friday, August 7, 2015

Episode 5.5 - Elimination

As we saw yesterday Nervous Subject has the worst inner beauty. He was rewarded with this and granted immunity. Our campers were troopers yesterday as an unknown enchantress came into the camp and cast an ugly enchantment on all of them. Most went about their business in their normal way showing they really didn't have ugliness inside them. A couple though, they did things that got their time extended and showed their ugly side. In the end, Nervous was our winner.


With everyone but Nervous back to normal, it was time to get the voting under way. Keeping in order we start off with Don. Usually we do our voting in the confessional but someone called human and health services, so until it is clean we can no longer use it.

Kris: So Don, sorry to interrupt your dinner, but who do you think should be going home this week?
Don: *mouth full* Well Kris, I'm gonna go with Bella. She stayed by herself the whole day yesterday pouting at the grub game. I think that is very poor sportsmanship and think she deserves to go home.
Kris: Thank you Don, I will note that down.
 Next to vote is none other than Bella. Will she vote for Don? We find her at the grub game, imagine that!

Kris: Hi Bella, how is your game going?
Bella: Oh great Kris, I've won like 10 in a row!
Kris: Who are you playing against?
Bella: Myself.
Kris: Oh, okay. So have you figured out who you are voting for?
Bella: Well, yes I feel Morty should go home.
Kris: Any reason why?
Bella: Because he's a slut! He is suppose to be mine, but he did it with that fairy! I am just too sickened to even talk about it.
Kris: I'm sorry Bella, maybe if you didn't segregate yourself over here the whole time playing a game by yourself....
Bella: No! It is destiny Kris, Des..tin...yyyyyy!
Kris: Okay, moving on now.
 With Bella's vote cast that gets us over to Kimi.

We stopped her before she could evade us.

Kris: How are you Kimi?
Kimi: I have to pee!
Kris: Oh well that is nice, this will only take a minute. Just need to get your vote down.
Kimi: Rachel, I choose Rachel!
Kris: Is there a reason why?
Kimi: First name that popped into my head, can I pee now!
Kris: I guess, if you really think that is more important.
 Red is next, we find her just getting ready to go to bed. See why we have the confessional folks! It saves us from having to search everyone out.

Kris: Red, before you head to bed, could we have your vote please.
Red: I'm going with Jenn, and if you ask me why, it is because she slept with Morty. Morty is Bella's we all know that.
Kris: Well no, not really. He is a free man.
Red: No! The love story must live on!
Kris: Thank you Red.
We find Jenn in her fairy house and ask her to come out.

Jenn: I was sleeping!
Kris: Oh I am so sorry, there really is no way to tell.
Jenn: Cause the big Zzzzz coming out of the hose doesn't give it away?
Kris: Hey, for all I know you could be trying to say zebra or zit, zucchini. How am I suppose to know that.
Jenn: Anyways, you want my vote right? I vote for Red.
Kris: Any reason why?
Jenn: Yes, because she needs to quit living in a fairytale world and stay out of peoples business!
Kris: Well someone wakes up on the cranky side of the bed. Thank you Jenn, your vote is noted.
 Lisa is next to cast her vote.

Kris: Hi Lisa how are you today?
Lisa: I am good! Just heading off to the kitchen to get something to eat.
Kris: I won't keep you long. I was wondering who you are voting off this week?
Lisa: Well, I'm going with Nikki. She lost this one by just a hair, and really after 12 bad things she really should of been nastier. It took Nervous just one thing to over do her.
Kris: Okay well than..... What the hell!!!


Stop the cameras! Stop the cameras! I think she is dying! Oh dammit! I don't know what to do!



It seems Lori hasn't drank any plasma juice in awhile! I know I saw her eating, why did she not drink her plasma juice!

 This is horrible you guys! No one saw this coming and no one should have to suffer this way! Oh my goodness, I don't know what to do.



The cameras cannot be shut off. This is horrible, if you have small children in the house, please do not let them watch this!

 She's... she's gone. I can't believe this. No one was suppose to die on this show. No one!



The producer says we have to keep going. It is a sad and tragic event, but he thinks it makes for good tv. What a dick! This should not be being aired! Everyone is distraught! No one can function! 



On camera, Grim comes to collect Lori. Please Grim don't take her!




 The pleading doesn't work, and he takes her anyways. More campers come out to witness this horrific event.




 She almost seems happy to go.


 It's just... it just not right!





In light of recent events, there will be no elimination. Nervous' immunity will carry on over to next week and the challenge that awaits.

 And so it is with a heavy heart that we end this episode this week. Goodbye Lori, may you rest in peace.






Episode 5 - Ugliness Rears Its Head

It is a brand new day here at Total Sim Survivor, I am your host Kris McLean! As promised this next challenge has nothing to do with athletics. Some of our campers are failing short in that area, and we thought we'd better give them a better chance.



No, this weeks challenge will be totally wild and crazy! Something you have never seen before on a survivor game show and probably never will. Have you ever heard of inner beauty? Well let me explain it to you if you haven't. Inner beauty is the beauty that is in our soul. Something that shows who we really are inside. This weeks challenge will be focused on that. As most of you can see our campers all are getting along very well. Is it all a front though? Are all these contestants as nice as they are putting off to their fellow campers? This week will will see!

How will this challenge work? Well since this challenge is about ugliness the only one that will have immunity is the one that gets time added to their enchantment and then stays enchanted the longest. In this challenge it will pay to off to not be nice! Who are the ugliest? Who will be nice and cause the enchantment to end? There can only be one most ugly camper!

The first thing we needed to do was bring in our enchantress. None of the campers know what is going on, so this had to be done in the dead of night. It is a good thing to, as some just wake up not looking their finest.

This week we start off with Don first. He has been our Casanova around here and all the girls think he is to die for. Is his inner beauty just as gorgeous?

 I think not! Beautiful Bella is next to wake up.

Or maybe she is not so beautiful after all?

Kimi sleeps with her eyes open, but when she wakes up, is she still the pretty women she is?

Nope, no she isn't. Not only did her inner beauty come out, but she teleported into the bed beneath her and mushed her head into the bunk.

 We find Red heading in to compliment Don's appearance. She should probably look in the mirror first before talking to anyone.

 Oh yep, there we go, she realizes it now.

 Oh! Jenn just found out what she looks like now!

 Lisa wakes up to find herself a little on the ugly side. Hey at least you don't have a honker like Bella!

 Lori, where are you? Oh there you are down at the beach. Sorry girl, the beautiful view will not help you now.



Aww another sexy guy down the drain! Sorry Morty, the girls have tried it! Hiding under the bunks doesn't help!

 Christopher is the next to be shocked at what has just happened.



We find Rachel still relaxing in her bed. Does it look like she has 4 nostrils to anyone else?

Nikki, where are you!? Ah there you are. Huh, nope not sexy at all.



Our last camper that finds himself a bit on the ugly side is Nervous.Oh yes, be afraid, be very afraid!





So with all the campers at their most ugly, how will things play out? Will there still be love triangles and fun filled days? Or will their looks get the best of them and their ugly come out?

Don doesn't seem to mind how ugly he is, he's going to keep flirting!



Jenn hides herself in her fairy house and throws another party. Not going to help your inner beauty girl!

 Oh Lori, I really do not think that is a good idea at all! Just cause you are scary looking now, doesn't mean you need to fry yourself! Promise you'll go back.... eventually.



Oh Nikki, what did you do! She is the first to get the enchantment to last longer. If you are wondering, all 12 of those notifications are about her. I have no idea what she did, but someone is being naughty! That is a good thing!

 Nervous sticks to himself during this time, again probably not one of the smartest ways to go about this challenge.

 Lisa and Rachel are found in the girls cabin, it is nighttime now and they haven't shown their faces to the world yet. Good thing we have cameras!

 Don, Kimi and Red have taken quite a liking to each other and hang out for most of the day.

 Holy cow, someone must be the Mosquito Queen! I think they think they found their leader!


Bella sticks by herself and plays grub. What happened to all the flirting?



Morty tries to work some charm with Rachel.

 Oh my goodness look at that face!

 Kimi started off trying to help out, then throws the trash on the ground. She didn't get any more time though, she has to be nasty to people not the ground.

 We find Red at her favorite spot, the chess table. Play with someone at least!



Lori was stuck at the beach so her inner beauty enchantment went away for a second, when it reappeared she had a totally different look. Her time, was not reset, so she is fine.

 2:30am and we find most of our campers asleep. I think they are hoping that the enchantment will be lifted by morning. Bella stays up still playing her game.



So the heart farts didn't fly really at all this day. Most everyone stayed to themselves and only Nikki got the enchantment longer for now. Who will be the first to get their natural self back? Who else might stay in ugly form just a bit longer?

4am finds Lisa and Bella out by the grub game shaka bra'ing each other. Seems this challenge wasn't as exciting as the networked had hoped. Hopefully our ratings won't go down.

 Just cause you are hideous, doesn't mean you need to eat brains! Gross!

 Jenn finally comes out of her fairy house and breaks the outhouse. Was it her looks?



Morty tries to hide himself behind the bread.

 It's just a little rain Kimi, you won't melt!



Kimi asks Nikki to sketch. Will Nikki do it?

No, she freaks out on Kimi.

 Lets look at those faces a little closer shall we!?


 Rachel cracks up at someone inside.

 Or maybe not. Rachel you do know there is no one in there? Who are you pointing at?! Is the ugly making them loose their minds?

 I have no idea what these two are doing. Dose e' doe?



Rachel, Lori and Morty all enjoy the rain.

 Then Lori decides she wants to flirt with Morty, but changes her mind after she seems him again.

 Rachel thinks this is a good time for her to flirt, but Morty is mortified!





Nervous and Red flirt a little next. Do I see a little boob action?!




They are all starting to go a bit mad.



Morty pisses himself in front of Rachel. Don't think she'll be flirting anytime soon!

 Rachel is very upset by this!

 Not to be outdone by Morty, Christopher pisses himself next. Morty is not happy about the copycat!

 Rachel is shocked! How could Christopher do that!

 Someone has some real bladder issues and pee's again!

 We find Don complimenting Nikki's appearance. Guess he likes her more uglified!

 Rachel cleans up after Morty and Christopher. I don't think she wants anyone else to know.

 Morty is our first camper to make a move other than flirting! He doesn't care what Jenn looks like, he is going to woohoo her till the fairy sings! Poor Rachel.






Kimi did not stay to watch the whole thing. I was thinking she might. 

Jenn gets done woohooing with Morty then heads to do a fairy trick on Lori.




Time is almost up and so far it look like Nikki is the only one that has horrible inner beauty.

Don is our first to transform back into his handsome self. He does not get immunity.



Bella eats her autumn salad and transforms back. She too does not have immunity.

 At about the same time, Kimi is back to normal. Sorry girl, at least you didn't get the lowest score this time!

 We find Red transformed at the chess table, she doesn't look to happy. Should of been a bit nastier!

 Jenn is next to transform.



I get one last laugh in at Lisa before her normal self comes back.


 We find Lori in the confessional transformed back as well.



At the same time, Morty turned back to normal.



Christopher is after that.



Then Rachel.

 Nervous starts an argument with Kimi with only 25 minutes left on his time. Will it be enough to add more?

 It is and he is added another day! This knocks Nikki out of immunity unless she does something to get more time added.

 Lisa and I find it hilarious that Nervous got more time added.

 Nikki walks out of the stinky bathroom looking normal. Either she took a huge dump in there or her face stunk that bad!

 And so Nervous is our winner this week! He has the ugliest soul, who wants to bet he takes after his dad!?

 That is it for this episode stay tuned for tomorrows episode to find out who gets voted off!