Welcome back to Total Sims Survivor! I am your host Kris McLean!
Last time our first contestant was voted off. No one seemed to miss Malcolm much and life on the island carried on. What will be this weeks challenge? Will there be more drama and who will be voted off? Find out now!
We first find Don has snuck into the girls cabin. Who could he be looking for?
Our resident fairy Jenn conjures some magic into the wall.
When she is done with that, she starts flirting with Daniel. Lets see if we can hear them!
Jenn: You know I really like your morning breath.
Daniel: Why thank you! Maybe I could blow it on you a bit more with my heavy talking.
Jenn: Umm no thanks, I really was just trying to be nice. And hint of coarse that you need to brush your teeth. Your cute though!
We find Rachel in the men's cabin having Morty cornered. I really hope he doesn't have to pee!
Rachel: So your like famous right?
Morty: I guess so.
Rachel: What makes you famous?
Morty: My family are psychopathic scientists that no one wants to mess with.
Rachel: Neat!
Lisa seems to have found herself a man with money and is very attracted to him. Christopher doesn't seem to mind though. (I really don't think I need to caption this, it says it all right here!)
Red decides to spend her morning before the challenge relaxing. Is this her strategy to winning?
We find Nikki and Nervous out behind the cabins. Are they finding alone time?
Christopher gets done flirting with Lisa and heads outside to flirt with Kimi.
Nervous and Red seem to have found attraction next.
Kimi seems to be quiet popular with the boys this week as Don heads over to flirt with her next!
With heart farts flying everywhere, it is time to cool these campers down with some good ol' competition! This weeks challenge is bull riding! It might not seem that hard, but that bull can really get going! Who will stay on the longest? Who will get bucked off before they even start? Lets watch and find out. Any contestant that stays on the bull the whole time without getting bucked off will be granted immediate immunity! This is the only way to get immunity in this competition.
Up first is Bella.
She starts off strong!
Oh hey, you might not want to show off like that!
She doesn't listen and keeps showing off.
Yep, that is usually what happens when people think they are that good. She lasted 11 seconds.
Next up is Don. We find him flirting with Lisa. How well will this Casanova do though? Will at those muscles pay off?
Hmm seems Bella is a little sore from that tumble.
Hold on Don! It has only been a few seconds!
That looks a bit painful!
Then again, so does that! Are ankles even suppose to bend like that!
He recovers and does a few tricks!
Holy shit! I am not sure if he is enjoying that or if he is in that much pain!
Lets get a closer look!
With that painful looking throw Don lasted 73 seconds! That is a minute and 13 seconds for you guys that don't want to do the math!
He didn't seem happy with his time though and pretty pissed at the bull. I would be too if my jingle balls were damaged! Not that I have any of coarse!
Our third camper up is Lori! She was suppose to be our first contestant, but she was using the ladies room at the time. Let's see how she does now.
Now remember, Lori is a vampire. Will her super strength help her stay on or will the sun be too much for her before she gets a good enough score? Only time will tell if her vampirism is helpful or not in this competition.
And the time starts.... now!
Lori seems pretty confident at the start.
Grab those nostrils girl!
Oh look a deer is coming to help her!
Apparently vampires can fly! Red really seems to be enjoying the show!
Lori is our first camper to stay on the bull the whole time, granting her immediate immunity!
Our next contestant is Kimi! She seems to be a man favorite around here, lets see if the bull feels the same!
We find her and Christopher together again. Could it be a romance in the making?
Before we get to Kimi though, we find Lisa freaking out about her turn. I don't think she wants to do it! Or maybe someone is talking to Don?!
Kimi finally mounts the bull! Take it by its horns girl!
She seems to be having a great time as her time starts! Jenn is there to cheer her on!
Side riding! Is that even safe?!
Guess not! She lasts 8 seconds! So far our lowest. Oh Kimi, you have to do better than that! Good thing she has a great personality and everyone loves her, her athletics are just not there.
Uh oh, someone doesn't like losing! Kimi then give the bull a piece of her mind!
I think her legs are stuck like that! Poor girl!
After I dried up my tears from laughing so hard our next contestant steps up to the bull. Red, one of last weeks immunity contestants. Will she get it again this week? Well find out.
The deer came back to watch Red. Jenn shoves her wings in Kimi's face. Guess she hasn't been tortured enough today.
Red gets ready to ride.
She has her heals really dug into that bull! Will it be enough to keep her on the whole time?
Ooo that was a hard buck! That almost made her hit her head!
It looks like she is loosing control! Hold on Red!
And she's down. No amount of holding on could help the fact that she just got too dizzy!
She lasts 10 seconds. Guess luck wasn't with her this week.
Next up is Jenn! She's been hanging out watching all the other campers take their turns. Did she learn something? Lets hope so!
Now she can fly, will her wings help her out in this competition?
She looks like she is having a blast!
She does a flip circle in the air! I don't think it's safe, but she is loving it!
Then she does the parachute just like Lori! These girls are talented! Supernatural powers must be at work!
Unlike Lori though, the bulls seems to have gotten the best of her!
She is thrown so hard that she impales the cactus! Ouch! She might need a big strong man to help pick all those needles out.
She lasted 60 seconds though and so far is the third highest! She has bull legs like Kimi! Maybe they should rub them for each other. Might make them feel better.
So the first day of competition comes to an end. It is getting to dark to ride the bull now so the last 7 will have to wait till the morning. Lisa will be our first contestant bright and early.
Rachel is our first camper to take advantage of the sleeping bags we provided everyone.
Into the wee hours of the night we find Christopher and Kimi still awake.
Nikki tries to befriend the racoon. I don't think that is such a good idea.
Huh, it didn't bite her! She must have some kind of special animal magnitude. Will it help her today on the bull?
Red starts her early morning off with a good book. Sometimes those are just the best mornings.
Lisa on the other hand starts her morning off get her blood pumping with some music! Rachel seems to have captured an audience.
As promised bright and early as soon as the sun rises the competition starts again. Lisa is up first. She is looking pretty confident this morning.
The flips and bucks start off strong, but she holds on!
Being a Texas girl, I'm wondering if she has done this before!
Look at her grip, it is masterful! She really sticks her hands all the way in the nostrils!
As Lisa stays on longer and longer, Nervous seems to not be happy. Is he a bit worried he won't have the same strength and gumption as a girl?
In true Texas style, Lisa conquers the bull! Look at that girl, she is riding high! She has automatic immunity just like Lori. Will there be anymore in this contest?
We called Morty to the bull next.
Man you would really think that this is a dating show. Lori and Nervous are next to throw off the flirts. Might have to talk to the network about that for a different show.
No Nikki, it is not your turn yet! Back away from the bull!
Good thing too, she stayed on for like 2 seconds. Morty watched the whole thing, wonder how horrified she is!
Okay now it is Morty's turn! Lets watch him buck that buckaroo!
Man he is hot! Dammit, did I say that out loud?!
Holy cow he got thrown high! Don't break anything Morty!
Oh no! That throw looks like it is the start of the end for Morty! Will he recover!?
That would be a no. He lasted 59 seconds. Not a best, but not the worst either. And he looks so sexy riding it!
Next up is Christopher! Last competition Christopher scored a zero along with Kimi in the archery challenge. Will he do better this time? For some reason Christopher's agent said he could only do the cowgirl. Since it is essentially the same, we will allow this as his entry.
Christopher really seems to have the bull by his horns! Look at that man go!
The tricks seem to come naturally for him! Can he stay on the whole time?!
Or did he show off just a little too much?
He seems to have recovered and gets back on the bull!
And then shows off just a little more!
I really don't know how he can stay on now! There is nothing to grab onto!
The bull bucks him back on though! Boy this one has a lot of moves!
He doesn't stay on the whole time though and slides off at 16 seconds. He was entertaining though.
Our next camper is Daniel. He has been all over camp flirting with the girls. Can he work his magic on the bull? We heard earlier this week that he was feel a bit sick, will that effect his performance? Lets find out!
That horn came pretty close to impaling!
Oh Lisa doesn't look impressed at all!
Not even his flip move seemed to get her attention.
Oh there we go, now she's watching! It only took him flying to the sky for her to notice.
But as soon as he lands, she is unimpressed again.
The bull throws him high, but it is too late, Lisa is bored and walks off.
Which is probably a good thing as his landing wasn't all that great.
He only lasted a few more seconds after that getting his time to 58 seconds.
Our next camper to ride the bull is Rachel! She's been busy all morning performing on the guitar, will all that strumming those strings hurt her bull riding? It takes a lot to play a guitar and hopefully those muscles aren't weak now.
We interrupt Rachel's time with Don and Christopher in an argument. I bet it is over a girl!
Then before Rachel can get on the bull she spontaneously catches on fire! Oh no!! Run girl run!
It looks like she is going to make it!
Oh she did, thank god! Wouldn't want her to die before her turn!
Nervous plays with the flowers. I think he really is just trying to stay out of the sun, look at that burn!
Jenn plays a fairy trick on Nikki! Nikki seemed to enjoy it though!
Now onto Rachel, she has had a few minutes to recover and is now ready to take on the bull! Hell she took on fire, the bull should be nothing!
The fun these guys are having! Maybe I should take a turn!
Hold on girl, hold on!
She is off the bull! Will she be able to recover from that! Is that even physically possible!
Nope! I didn't think so. Her time was 11 seconds, not bad for a girl that just got burned. Literally.
Two more campers and the competition will be done. Next up is Nikki. She was a sneaky one and tried to ride the bull earlier. Will she survive longer than her 2 seconds from last time? Rachel stays to watch, I think she is hoping that Nikki will only get another 2 seconds.
Rachel seems shocked that 2 seconds came and went and Nikki is still on the bull!
Oh yeah, she's having fun now!
Nikki tries to show off like so many others. She just can't do it and lands badly on the bull.
She still has a pretty good grip though and just might be able to recover! Nope, she just doesn't have the strength to pull herself out of that mess! She ends up on the ground like so many others. She did last 59 seconds this time though! Good for her, just not good enough.
Our last contestant is the shy but not so shy Nervous! Remember, he is the son of the Grim Reaper! Last competition that seemed to have helped as he tied with first place. Will he get immunity again this week?
We find the cute son of Grim in the girls cabin with 3 of the women. He and Jenn seem to be getting along very well while they are pillow fighting. I hate to interrupt them, but we are on a time schedule here.
Hmmm wonder what is so funny as she comes out of that cabin?
After he changes into his athletic wear, so we can see all those sexy tattoos. Did I say that out loud again! Damn! He heads over to the bull. Ride it bad boy! Oh gosh, I'm sorry!
Nikki works some magic while Nervous tries to hold on. Hopefully she isn't trying to help him with a spell! We all know she likes him!
It doesn't seem to matter though as he looks like he is starting to have a hard time holding on.
He recovers though!
Then he gets a bit more confident and starts showing off some moves!
His face, his poor beautiful face! Let Mommy kiss it and make it better! Dammit I am going to get fired!
That looks like it was the move that broke his stride!
And he's down! He only lasted 34 seconds! Guess the Reaper genes didn't help this time around!
So with Nervous done, our bull riding competition is over! Our two campers that have immunity from being voted off this week are Lori and Lisa! Congratulations! They will still get to vote for who they think should leave the island in tomorrows episode of Total Sims Survivor! Join us then!
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