Episode 4.5 - Second Elimination

Welcome back to Total Sim Survivor! Yesterday we watched our campers brave the bull!  Some conquered it, most did not. I am your host Kris McLean! Before we start our eliminations lets recap everyone's experience.

Bella started us off on the bull. She seemed to be doing good till she did one to many tricks and landed straight on her back!

 Our Casanova Don was next. He chose to wear no shirt so all us ladies could get a good look at those muscles in work. He was so sexy doing it till he hurt his baby maker. That just totally made the whole experience awful!

Next up was Lori, our resident vampire. She surprised us all by being our first one to conquer the bull! It was pretty amazing!

Then Kimi had her turn. She was doing great and everything till she tried to side saddle and completely screwed up. It didn't stop there though, after she fell off the bull she got up and slapped it! Funniest shit ever!

Red was up next. She gripped onto that bull with her heals and I thought for sure she was going to stay on the whole time! She didn't and ended up dizzy on the ground instead.

After that Jenn was next. I thought she'd have an advantage because of being a fairy. She didn't and ended up impaled in the cactus! I'm not sure who she got to pick all those needles out of her later, but I did see her and they were gone.

That was our last camper to attempt the bull that day. The next morning we started bright and early with Lisa. Being a Texas girl, she showed the rest of the campers how it is really done and conquered that shit easily! Making her our second camper to receive immunity.

Our next hunk of meat jumped on the bull next. Morty seemed confident but in the end just couldn't hold on any longer.

Christopher was next and this one bugged me. I can say this now because the competition is over and his stats have been recorded. He whined to his agent about doing the Buckaroo challenge saying that it just wasn't in his contract to be potentially killed. Guess what pansy you signed a waver! But anyways his agent agreed and the show was force to let him preform the challenge on cowgirl mode. This is the mechanical bulls medium setting and therefore it was not fair that he even got to make it to the next round. Oh well, I guess we will see if our other campers feel the same way.

Even on cowgirl mode he couldn't make it to the end.

Next up was Daniel. Daniel has really surprised me by being such a flirt. I figured he'd find one girl of interest and focus on her, this has not been the case. Maybe if he would focus on his challenges more he might have passed this one.

We then come to our youngest camper Rachel. Right before her challenge we get a pretty good scare as she catches on fire! Luckily she was able to be put out and after a little cleaning up she was ready to conquer the bull. Sadly she did a special move that took her completely off the bull and off to the side. Seriously it was some poltergeist shit! That did it and she ended up down on the ground.

Nikki was next. She has tried earlier in the day to sneak one in, whether to practice or to get her turn out of the way, either way it didn't work. She still failed and ended up planted on the ground.

Our last camper was Nervous. He was doing really well and looked so fine doing it. I really thought he was going to make it to the end when suddenly he did a face plant in the bulls ass! It was pretty damn funny! Sadly that was the start of his failing and he ended up sliding off the bulls ass and failing at the challenge.

Now that the recap is done, lets get to some votes! Just like last elimination the campers with immunity start the voting. First up is Lori.

Kris: Hi Lori, congratulations again on conquering the bull.
Lori: Thank you Kris, I had a feeling I could do it.
Kris: Have you rode one before?
Lori: Well no, but I've rode other things that have tried to buck me off. I've gotten pretty strong about holding on.
Kris: Would you care to elaborate?
Lori: No, not really. We are on T.V. after all and I wouldn't want all my secrets out there.
Kris: Okay, well as you know, you have to vote for someone to be eliminated. Who do you think should be voted off the island this week?
Lori: I am definitely for Christopher to be voted off. He didn't want to do the right bull riding and I think that he got off to easily.
Kris: I agree. Thank you for your vote it has been jotted down.

 We next call Lisa to the confessional for her vote.

Kris: Hi Lisa, how are you this morning? Congratulations again on winning immunity.
Lisa: Thank you Kris. Texas girls ride hard and we get the job done!
Kris: I saw that! It was pretty amazing.
Lisa: Yes it was if I don't say so myself.
Kris: You know why you are here, so have you thought about who should be voted off?
Lisa: I have. I think it should be Daniel.
Kris: And why is that?
Lisa: Because honestly he creeps me out! I think he needs to quit working his way around this camp flirting with all the girls. He is not that good looking.
Kris: Thank you Lisa, your vote has been cast.

 With the two immunity campers voted, we start with the rest of the group. Next up is Bella.

Kris: Hi Bella, how are you doing?
Bella: Okay, has anyone voted me off yet?
Kris: You know I cannot reveal the votes until the campfire ceremony.
Bella: Oh come on, you can tell me, I won't say anything.
Kris: Sorry, but you can cast your vote now please.
Bella: Well fine, I vote for Daniel.
Kris: Thank you Bella. You should probably do something about that cough.
Bella: Yeah okay, bye.

 Bella is our first camper to try and get the votes out of me, I wonder if she will be the last. Up next is Don.

Kris: Good morning Don, how are you?
Don: I'm doing good, thank you Kris.
Kris: As you know it is voting time, who do you think should leave the island?
Don: I am going with Daniel. He seems to be creeping a lot of the girls out around here and I just won't have it.
Kris: Don to the rescue huh?
Don: Of coarse!
Kris: Thank you Don, your vote has been noted.

 Kimi is up next.

Kris: Kimi could you please stop cleaning up the confessional. It being disgusting is part of the voting process.
Kimi: I don't see why. Who would want to even step foot in here.
Kris: That is the point.
Kimi: Well I think we need a new room for voting, this one is disgusting.
Kris: Yes, you made that clear last time. Do you have your vote ready?
Kimi: I do. I vote for Bella to be voted off.
Kris: Why is that?
Kimi: Well, she seems like the best one to me. Eliminate my competition right?
Kris: Are you talking about the challenges or the men?
Kimi: Do I have to answer that?
Kris: No, I guess we can wait and see. Thank you Kimi you can go somewhere clean now.
Kimi: Thank goodness!

 Up next is Red, she had immunity last week. This week she was not so lucky.

Kris: Good morning Red, how did you sleep?
Red: Very well thank you.
Kris: I see you are reading a new book, what is this on about?
Red: Oh it is really interesting! It is about 3 sisters that fall for the same man and start murdering all the other women in town, just in case they like him too.
Kris: Well, that does sound interesting. Scary, but interesting. Do you have your vote ready?
Red: I do! I vote for Rachel. I still think her age is a big factor here and she just seems to be getting hurt so much. I really don't want her to die and that fire really scared me!
Kris: You know that those are the risks when joining this challenge.
Red: I know, but I can still try and protect her.
Kris: Thank you Red, your vote has been noted.

 Our next camper to be called to vote is Jenn. She was in the middle of a fairy party so we hopefully are not interrupting anything important.

Jenn: Okay I want to hurry this up before all the "juice" is drank up!
Kris: Who are you having over for your party, I though you were the only fairy on the island?
Jenn: Little known fact.. fairy's can be anywhere we want, anytime we want. So can I vote now?
Kris: Sure, who are you voting for?
Jenn: Christopher, for the obvious reasons. It wasn't fair and I think he should of automatically been voted off.
Kris: Thank you Jenn.
Jenn: *running out the door*  Yep! If there in good juice left I'll save you a glass. Maybe.

 So with Jenn heading back into her fairy house to get smashed we call the next camper to the confessional.

Kris: Good morning Morty.
Morty: Good morning Kris.
Kris: So have you thought about who you are voting off?
Morty: Well of coarse! I think it should be Jenn.
Kris: Oh. Why is that?
Morty: Well, because I didn't get invited to her party and I really thought she liked me. Now who knows what she is doing in there. And with whom!
Kris: Okay, not really the reason to vote someone off, but your vote has been cast.
Morty: Yeah, well, I don't like being excluded. So Jenn has to go.
Kris: Thank you Morty. Have a better day.

 That would be our first one for Jenn guys. Not really the right reason to vote someone off the island, but it is not for us to pick the reasons why. Christopher is called next to cast his vote.

Kris: Good morning Christopher.
Christopher: Morning.
Kris: Something wrong?
Christopher: Everyone seems to be avoiding me this morning.
Kris: Oh, I can't imagine why.
Christopher: Me either. I guess maybe they all woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Kris: Yeah, lets go with that. Have you decided on your vote?
Christopher: I have. I think Jenn should be voted off.
Kris: You do?
Christopher: Oh yes. She didn't seem to play fair on the bull, not with those wings and all.
Kris: Oh, you don't think she played fair. How ironic.
Christopher: Say again? What was that suppose to mean?
Kris: Oh nothing. Thank you Christopher for your vote.

 With Christopher's vote done we only have four more campers to vote. Next is Daniel.

Kris: Daniel, how are you?
Daniel: I'm okay, a bit sore from yesterday.
Kris: I think you are the first to admit that.
Daniel: Hmm I don't think I am the only one.
Kris: No, no I don't think so. So have you made your decision on the elimination?
Daniel: I have, and I think Morty should go.
Kris: Any reason why?
Daniel: Not that really matters, but I think the girls are creeped out by him.
Kris: Oh you do? I don't get that vibe.
Daniel: Oh I do! They all seem to be coming to me for protection.
Kris: Uh huh. Okay thank you Daniel for your vote.
Daniel: No problem, I better get back out there.

 In next is Rachel, our little fire survivor!

Kris: Rachel, how are you feeling today?
Rachel: I'm burnt in all the wrong places Kris.
Kris: I am so sorry for that, I was in such shock yesterday when it happened.
Rachel: Me too!
Kris: Have you made your decision on who should leave the island?
Rachel: I have, and I think it should be Kimi. She again didn't do very well on the competition.
Kris: I just don't think athletics are her thing.
Rachel: Well, me either but the facts are the facts.
Kris: Thank you Rachel for your vote.

 Nikki is next in the confessional.

Kris: Hello Nikki, how are you doing?
Nikki: Besides being mortified that I fell on my face yesterday, I'm good.
Kris: I see you've been practicing more magic. Any new spells?
Nikki: None that I can tell you, I could show you though.
Kris: Umm no thank you. Your vote please.
Nikki: Oh okay. I vote for Nervous to leave the island.
Kris: Oh I did not see that coming! How come?
Nikki: No reason. *mumbles* stupid Nervous liking other girls, I'll show him.
Kris: Okay well, we noted your vote and all that.
Nikki: Thanks.

 Our last camper to vote is Nervous.

Kris: Nervous, how are you today?
Nervous: My face hurts a lot.
Kris: I can see some bruising under that sunburn, I bet it hurts.
Nervous: Yeah well, yesterday was not my best performance.
Kris: Have you decided who you are voting off?
Nervous: Yep and I think it should be Nikki.
Kris: Why might that be?
Nervous: She has a weird obsession with me and I really don't like it.
Kris: Oh I think she is harmless. Just a little crush.
Nervous: No, I caught her watching me while I slept last night. Too weird for my taste!
Kris: Oh well, I wish the cameras would of caught that!
Nervous: I'll yell out next time, maybe she'll get the hint.
Kris: Maybe. Thank you Nervous, your vote has been cast.

 With all the campers voted, the crew and I head to count the votes. Next up the campfire ceremony of elimination!

Kris: Good afternoon everyone. We usually hold the campfire ceremony at night, but we heard a big storm is rolling in and so the eliminated will have to leave the island a bit early this time. We gather together as the votes have been cast.

 Kris: The camper that received the most votes this week is Daniel. Daniel please come up here.

Daniel: What! Why! I thought everyone liked me!
Kris: It is not about like or dislike Daniel, it is just the way it came up this time.
Daniel: This is bull.
Kris: I am sorry, please pack your bags and meet us at the dock of shame.

 And so we say goodbye to our next contestant Daniel Pleasant. Who the campers really didn't feel was that pleasant. See what I did there!

 Join us next week for week 3 of our competition! What will it be? Who will be going home? Will anyone else start on fire? Stay tuned to find out!