The network doesn't give me any idea what the challenge will entail. I woke up early to check my email and found out that our first challenge will be archery! I am so glad I am not one of the competitors! I tried to shoot a bow and arrow once and knocked myself in the nose. It was not a pretty site!
Everyone wakes early and starts getting ready. Morty, Kim and Malcolm start gossiping about the other contestants.
Malcolm: Did you hear Red is pregnant already!
Morty: Holy crap, she is quick!
Kimi: I don't think that is right, you guys are too funny!
Lisa: Did you have to get this camera!
Kris: Hey, you signed a waver!
Even producing horrific fumes, Don seems to think Nikki is attractive. He came in right when she got up to compliment her appearance.
Don: Has anyone ever told you what a beautiful specimen you are?
Nikki: Dude, I stink, get out of my way.
Don: Oh come on baby, you aren't that bad. In fact it is kind of turning me on.
Nikki: So gross, walking away now.
Yeah I'm agreeing with Nikki on this one. Don are you that hard up?!
Now on with the challenge! This week the contestants will be called one by one to the archery table for target shooting. We are told we can only do Basic shots at this time as more extreme shooting could cause injury. Hell basic shooting will cause injury if I am behind the bow!
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Day 1 - Don, Bella and Kimi
Don Lothario is up first. And oh my look at that chest! Holy shit I could just run my fingers up and down those ridges and curves all day long!
Up next is Bella. We find her with Nikki, apparently Nikki is bragging that Don is interested in her! Ooh girl, don't do it! Sure fire way to make that man not ever talk to you again!
She scores a 50. Not bad for this small girl!
Nervous finally talks to someone! Bella is the lucky girl, lets listen in on their conversation.
Nervous: Um hi Bella.
Bella: Hi.
Nervous: So I um wasn't sure if um I should talk to you or not so I um.
Bella: Quit being so nervous! Just talk to me!
Nervous: Well I um think you're really hot, and I um just wanted to tell you.
Bella: Well thank you! See that wasn't so hard now was it?
Nervous: I um guess not. Well I have to go now, bye.
Aww poor Nervous, such a shy guy! Hopefully he will come out of his shell soon.
As the first day of the challenge gets later, our next camper gets ready to shoot. Kimi is up next and looks pretty confident.
That will end today's list of competitors. Tomorrow we will have the next 3 campers to take on the archery dummies! As of right now, Don is leading with his score of 75.
Oh look at that! I wonder why Bella is luring Nervous into the cabin? She is known to work pretty fast.
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Day 2 - Lori, Red and Jenn
Our second day of the challenge has arrived and we get an early start with Lori. Now remember, Lori is a vampire! From what I understand about vampires, they have super strength and super speed. This could come in very handy for this competition.
Lori steps up to the archery table and grabs a bow. Oh look at that face, she means business!
The scary face did nothing to help Lori's score, neither did her vampirism apparently. She scored a 15.
Red is up next and walks over with a huge grin on her face. I asked her why she was so happy:
Red: I am a lucky girl naturally and today I am feeling like my luck is going to be great!
Jenn is up next, she is a fairy remember so she has special powers. She steps up to the table but is crowded by Red.
Kris: Hey Red, could you give Jenn some room to shoot?
Red: I'm not in her way! I'm just catching rain drops!
Jenn: I want a do over!
Kris: I'm sorry Jenn, that cannot happen.
Red: Okay, I'm done now.
Jenn: This is bullshit!
And so the days campers scheduled for today are through. The rest of the night the campers get to know each other and talk about their scores. As everyone is settling down and eating dinner, a fire starts at the BBQ! Thank goodness our producers knew what to do as non of the campers even seemed to notice it! Don, you are sitting right next to it! Nope, not even a budge.
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Day 3 - Lisa, Morty and
Good morning and welcome to another day of archery! Today's campers that will be competing are Lisa, Morty and Malcolm. We get started early with Lisa. She has had her morning coffee and breakfast and is ready for some shooting!
The mosquito's are out in full force this morning, and one gets Lisa before she is out of the bite zone. She doesn't seem to be worried though as she just squishes it and walks away. I think it is all that "perfume" she is producing. Might want to go take a shower Lisa, wash the stink away!
We find our next contestant sleeping. Morty wake up! Then Malcolm needed to eat, so we move on to Christopher. He looks determined!
Christopher: Get this thing off me!
Kris: Swat it! The girl can do it, you can too!
Christopher: It will squish on my face, get it off!
Morty finally wakes up enough to have his turn. He only scores a 25, and is not happy about it.
He does however have a fan club joining!
Nikki: Sooooo itchy!
Jenn: *stares at Morty*
Well whatever you want to call a group of girls standing at an event watching the participant, these three seem to be it!
As our next camper steps up to the table, the crowd of girls start to dismiss.
Jenn: Morty, where are you going?
Nikki: Dammit, Morty's done, now I can't pretend to be getting bit!
Bella: I should probably head to bed soon.
Everyone dispersed and did their own thing the remainder of the night. The only one that decided to do something productive is Red. Still leading with the high score of 125, she works on her logic.
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Day 4 - Malcolm, Daniel and Rachel
Day 4 of the challenge we decided to change it up a bit. Some unexpected things happened in the morning/afternoon hours that we are not able to discuss. (Our camera man got really sick and had diarrhea! But you didn't hear that from me!) Our three campers for the day had to wait till early evening to get their challenge done.
First up is Malcolm. Malcolm was suppose to go yesterday but had forgotten to feed himself all day. When his time came to shoot he was about starved to death. Since the network says we cannot prevent a Sim from eating when they want to, we had to postpone his shooting till today.
He should of done his yesterday. He walks away with a score of 65.
Daniel is next after that. He comes in second with 90!
The day comes to an end and we have one more challenge day left and only two more campers to go!
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Day 5 - Nikki and Nervous
Our last day of the competition starts early. Very early! The sun is not even up yet! But we have a lot to do today and need to get these last two campers done. First up is Nervous.
Lets see if he has any of his daddy's genes and can work that scythe.. I mean bow.
Kris: You got a score of 15!
Nikki: Aww man! I should of wore my glasses!
And so the first challenge is done and we have our winners! Congratulations to Red and Nervous who will not be able to be eliminated for this round. They will however be able to vote! Stay tuned tomorrow night for our elimination round! Who will go home? Only time will tell.
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